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Some readers of this site were recipients of my first-ever Ultimate Mixtape around the holiday season last year. For those who weren’t, it was a year in review in mixtape fashion – different from my top songs of the year, even though this year there are 40 in both. All of these songs I love, but these were picked to have a little more variety and to create a totally badass mix. I recommend it for those who would maybe like to get a look inside my head (musically, any other way would be weird) or at least maybe get exposed to something they otherwise wouldn’t. I promise that everyone who hears this mix will have something they haven’t heard before.

So I would like to extend an offer to my lucky readers. If you would like me to mail you a copy, just comment saying so and maybe send me an email (matthew.rothstein@oberlin.edu) with your address. If you’d like me to give you a copy in person, please tell me so I can burn enough CD’s now to give them all out the first time I see somebody.

I promise you that you will enjoy this mixtape. Two discs of me flossing my extreme mixmaking skills.  And they are extreme.  And they are skills.

And no, I haven’t seen any movies lately.  And the albums list is under construction.  Thanks for asking.

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A note on changes; two notes on…not changes?

The glorious Max Jacobson alerted me to the fact that my moping and blaming about readership was a lot of self pity over bullshit that isn’t the fault of the people who are actually reading me complain.  Of course, he didn’t say that, because he is nice and awesome, I just gleaned it from his actual, practical advice.  He just told me that I could make a couple tweaks that would prevent people who randomly happened upon this blog from running away and never coming back.  I changed the look to something less, how do you say, lazy and actually kind of weird.  I cleaned up the sidebar.  That’s pretty much it for now.

Oh, and my favorite news.  I Ate My DVD Collection is now officially at http://iatemydvdcollection.com.  That’s awesome, though it costs money, but I have a pretty good job, so I can take the $13 hit.  Whatever.  The old link works too, but now people who remember the name of my blog can look that up and find something that makes sense.

Of course, if Max and/or anyone else has more ideas for something to add to make the site more tolerable, by all means, leave a comment (for once, you assholes)(just kidding, I love you guys deeply).  And “more posts” doesn’t count – if you want more content, write it yourself, remember?

Also, two more observations:

1) I’ve seen a few things on Pitchfork (yes, I read it, fuck you) lately that have signaled to me that it’s time to start thinking about my year-end list of music.  That’s terrifying, especially because I’ve accumulated more current music in the year of 2008 than in any other year of my life by far (48 albums, by my iTunes count – and probably 40 of which I think about positively in some way) in time to put them in a list like this.  I have to get started on it now, or else I will feel like I cheated myself.  You’ll get no more music reviews out of me until my list, because I don’t want to spend all those thoughts and then have to say something new about the album on my list (even if it’s just a sentence’s worth).  As a result, this list will probably be pretty painstaking and masturbatory, so deal with that in advance.  Also as a result, it will probably be far too long for anyone with anything to do in their life to read in one sitting, so be prepared for that as well.  It will probably be a top-20.

2) I just got “musical genitalia” as one of my Top Searches.  That is teeeeerifying.  Whoever you are, I hope you enjoyed the review, and I hope equally as much that it is not what you were expecting.

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Under cover of Microsoft Excel; Patton review

I am beginning to write this review whilst my superiors think I am making up yet another list of people to call and to beg for money.  Don’t snitch on me.  But I do wish to reiterate my thanks to Maxwell for allowing me to maintain the dailiness of this blog while doing some freelance/mercenary work for another.  See how I laud you with praise if you contribute to this blog? You can be this guy too! Don’t be afraid.

Anyway, Patton, directed by Franklin Schaffner, was made in 1970 and is based on a couple of biographies of the famous World War II general.  One of the biographies, A Soldier’s Story, was written by General Omar Bradley, who is the second most prominent character in the movie, so unlike most “based on a true story” or even “inspired by a true story” movies, I found myself assuming and believing that most of the events of this movie actually happened.  That’s a lot of the appeal of the movie for me, to see a story like this that would more often than not be told by smiling bearded historians with voices so dry that firemen would attach the Sahara desert to a hose to douse them.

So that’s what we have here: a living history.  And just what, exactly, gives Patton such life? Well, let’s start with the obvious: George C. Scott as the title character is phenomenal in both subtle and obvious ways as the eponymous character; a role for which he won the 1971 Academy Award, though he rejected it on the grounds that he did not feel he was competing with other actors.  But enough has been said about his performance already, though I will just say that I loved how many different things his crazy-ass smile could mean throughout the movie.  Karl Malden as Omar Bradley was his usual incredible self; he’s just one of my favorite character actors from bygone days, and this is late-period stuff for him, but he’s still the same stand-up guy he was in On The Waterfront.

The music in this film, though, is the standout to me.  Anyone with a modicum of pop culture or film knowledge will recognize the trumpet figure that is prominent throughout, but the incorporation of bugle calls and military themes and their modernization was just incredible to me.

Patton’s character, though not the creation of the movie, fascinated me to a great degree, what with his interest in reincarnation and his granite moral center that was incredibly predictable, though it gave him an outward appearance of unpredictability.  He stands as one of those enigmatic, brilliant military leaders that seems to come around once an era, yet maybe not ever again.

The cinematography, sound, editing were all incredible, because it didn’t glorify the battles, even though they were shot from afar.  The shots had a touch of realism, that feel that the movie was a documentary played by actors that I really dug.

Still, for all of its technical beauty (and there was a lot of it), I couldn’t help but feel that the movie wasn’t seen through fully, for the single reason that so many of the one-line characters, the non-central supporting cast, seemed stiff and poorly directed/poorly cast.  The string of stiff, dull small characters irritated me.  But that was really my only gripe with the film – that it wasn’t perfect, and this was its imperfection.  It’s still one of the better movies I’ve seen, and I can imagine wanting to rewatch it with someone willing to give it some time with me.

So I started this review uncharacteristically early and finished it uncharacteristically late as a result.  Just goes to show me, once you have a routine that works, stick to it.  Stupid Matt, stupid stupid Matt.

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Maxwell’s House; Oreos to be broken out

So another, deeper thanks to Maxwell for posting another review (two in two days! how is that even possible?!) and thus allowing me to focus on my pending review of Siren Music Festival for Nicole’s famed BOTO, which will arrive probably tomorrow, since I need to ask how to post it.  I’m lost anywhere but here.  If I have some spare time at work, I will try to review Patton early and possibly squeeze a second review out later that night, but if you’re counting on one review from me tomorrow, count on Patton.  That’s all for now, folks.

UPDATE: The Siren review has been submitted for review on BOTO, and will be up shortly, so head on over using the link on this page or on the handy-dandy sidebar.

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Rothstein DL’d with hand laceration, Fernando Martinez call-up imminent

For those who aren’t Ben in the readership and don’t get the title’s joke, don’t worry about it.  It’s not on you.  I sliced my thumb cutting apart frozen hamburgers at a barbecue for my job, and as a result can only type one-handed (read: not well enough for a full review).  Sorry about that; Siren Music Festival album reviews will come next week, at least one, and look for my review of the festival itself to show up sometime soon on BOTO.

The thumb

The thumb

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No review tonight

I just plum ran out of ideas for what to review tonight, since I didn’t have time for a movie, and I always need to listen to an album I review for a couple days.  I promise another review tomorrow night.

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A latin translator told me that “for now” is “Pro iam”

And I think that’s a load of shit.  But whatever.  I’m going to review a movie tomorrow, and hopefully have it done before midnight so I can do my normal routine of posting a review at a horrid hour.  The second review will probably be music, and will probably be the new Coldplay album, just so people can recognize the names I’m bandying about.  Pro iam, no review yet.  This post will be deleted if I don’t follow through on my promise so that no one will ever be the wiser.

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No review tonight.

Too tired.  Work was too hard; more hard work tomorrow.  Long-promised review of old-skool King Kong then too.  Someone else post a review please.

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The Ikiru review that wasn’t

This is officially my first beef with WordPress.  Oi, WordPress! Next time you log me out, tell me, yeah? Jesus! 500 words, and when I click Publish, it gives me a log-in screen and when I click “Log In”, it shows me all of 83 words! You were about to get my first negative review for the blog, but WordPress has ruined everything! FUCK! DO YOU HEAR ME, WORDPRESS?! I WAS DECEIVED AND BETRAYED!!! (shakes fist at top of cliff in heaven-shaking rage)(gets struck by internet lightning and falls off cliff)

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Additional Note on all Music Reviews

If any of you want me to send you the music that I review on this site, I’d be more than happy to, all you have to do is ask.  I know that I’ve been reviewing bands that not everyone has heard of, so hopefully one of my reviews pique your interest enough to ask me.

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