For those who aren’t Ben in the readership and don’t get the title’s joke, don’t worry about it. It’s not on you. I sliced my thumb cutting apart frozen hamburgers at a barbecue for my job, and as a result can only type one-handed (read: not well enough for a full review). Sorry about that; Siren Music Festival album reviews will come next week, at least one, and look for my review of the festival itself to show up sometime soon on BOTO.
The thumb
I Ate My DVD Collection 
Nicole Catá said
BOTO’S FIRST GUEST ENTRY FTFW!
Morgan said
owwie, I hope it heals soon!
Helena Thompson said
Your thumb story should be an entry on failbl0g.
Just kidding.